So. I caved. Couldn’t take it anymore. I was fed up. Done. When I first started working at Service Intelligence as their Senior Graphical User Interface Developer I wanted a Mac. It was what I was used to, but they were a windows shop and I said ok. My bad.
Mac’s are too expensive; you can do the same thing on a PC.
I didn’t want to make waves so I said OK. Flash sideways eight years and I have finally had enough of this Window’s crap. Seriously. Enough is fucking enough. How many hours do I have to spend waiting for my computer to boot only to decide not to recognize a select few of my important devices. I used to convince myself I didn’t get a Mac because buying a Dell Windows box was cheaper.
I bill out at $110 per hour.
So, when I say it takes my computer a few hours to get outta bed, do its hair and not be a bitch for the majority of the day that’s money I don’t get to bill. This is money I don’t get in my pocket. Let’s do some simple math … $110 p/hr * 2 hours p/day of no productivity = $220 p/day of wasted opportunity AND a few hours of frustration, gnashing of teeth and a fast dive into depression.
A new Mac Pro cost is $5,000 all in. This accounts for software, monitor, box, 6 GB RAM, 2TB drive space, you get the picture.
5,000 / 220 = 22.something. I wish I could CAPS numbers. Let’s call it 23 days. In 23 days I would have paid for my new computer, but no, I’ve been fighting with Windows XP and Windows VISTA (fuck I hate Vista), for YEARS. Where is my head?? What have I done?
I brought my new Mac to my office. I connect everything. Everything is working. I install the printer driver (Dell) and I can print. I logon to our secure network. I can see everyone’s computers. ALL of them. I am up and running in minutes.
I moved my XP box (I gave away my new VISTA computer) four feet to the left and it can’t find the fucking keyboard which I placed right in front of it. I’ve hit the CONNECT button. I’ve changed the batteries. I’ve changed out keyboards. Window’s will not acknowledge it.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the room, my Mac is ready, willing and able. No issues. None.
Not only does the Mac help me accomplish my goals, it thinks ahead and prepares itself for what comes next. QuickSilver is heaven sent. Spaces has blown me away. Yojimbo might help me change the world. My iPhone LOVES everything.
Life is good. I like working again.